Still Alive by Jonathan
Coulton, For Portal.
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE
SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture
Science
We do what we
must
because we
can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every
mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
still
alive.
I'm not even
angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And
killed
me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still
alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe
Black
Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this
cake
is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still
alive.
and believe me I am
still
alive
I'm doing science and I'm
still
alive
i feel fantastic and I'm
still
alive
while your dying ill be
still
alive
and when your dead i will be
still
alive
still
alive
still
alive
(Josh's Note: Yes, I am having fun with links.)